“You spend too much time on the internet”

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i always wondered how a mouse manages to make these holes

laughingstation:

I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.

You will laugh out loud!

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heystevan:

When I was 4 years old, i wrote a note to my dad that said “I love you daddy”. As of late, my father and I haven’t been on the best page. We would constantly fight and argue over the stupidest shit. Friday (May 11th, 2012) i left my house right after school to go spend the day with my girlfriend. I got home and everyone was asleep so I went to bed too. The next day was my prom. There was a pre-prom party at my house and my sister had a 5k run so the day was chaotic and the last thing on my mind was my father. Today (Sunday, May 13th, 2012) I was leaving my soccer game and I saw writing on my dads arm. I asked what it was and he said it was my little sister writing on him in sharpie. I didn’t believe it. He then told me the story, and I couldn’t help but be happy. I know its mothers day but dad, I love you. I’m sorry for all the shit i ever gave you and all the times I thought you didn’t care. I really do love you. Thank you for all you have ever given me.

romeo: hey i just met you.

romeo: and this is crazy.

romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.

romeo: so marry me maybe.

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smokeporch:

Hysterical Blog!

4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30

5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30

6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00

7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30

8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00

9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30

2am: well

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This picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

Life is wonderful =)

“You spend too much time on the internet”

i always wondered how a mouse manages to make these holes

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